oh my god you gais MCR in my state this summer twice
But the real question is if I want to sit through Blink 182 for it
Which yeah no
I like cigarettes and booze and sex.
I am who you want me to be.
Slo-Mo Thing of the Day: Take one already creepy infomercial for The Original Baby Bullet; slow it down by 200%; add a pinch of backmasked music; get baked; and you’ve got yourself a fresh batch of Hell.
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WHY IS THIS SO CREEPY IDEK, urrrg
But the real question is if I want to sit through Blink 182 for it
Which yeah no
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Time Traveler of the Day: While signing the guestbook at Westminster Abbey today, President Obama botched the date, writing 2008 instead of, um, ah, 2010. 2012? Anyway, the date is wrong.
People focusing on the flub are overlooking a far worse infraction: The European-style date format. What’s next? The metric system? I’d rather die.
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Anyone else reminded of Pyramid Head?
Oh god, want.
Actually reminds me of that bad guy from Zelda: Twlight Princess. Idek, wtf.
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